So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
