So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He kissed a someone with a penis
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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