I wanna bring you to show and tell
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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