so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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