i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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