Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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