Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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