But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
They took my balls.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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