i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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