Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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