ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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