He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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