her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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