Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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