Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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