So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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