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We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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