VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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