just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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