It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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