Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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