Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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