Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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