you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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