I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
