I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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