Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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