I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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