I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Randomize
