yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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