So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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