he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
