What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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