Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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