He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
