So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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