Soap is not a condiment
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize
