I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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