Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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