question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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