worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize