just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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