But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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