going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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