I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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