If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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