we're blogging at a bar
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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