I must be too annoying 4 u.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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