What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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