worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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