Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Ambien. No doubt about it.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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