we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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