Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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