do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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