Don't you send me to vm
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
