Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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